Da Rulze

As my first post on my new blog, I'd like to share some of my favorite rules with you. I'll probably add more later.
Rule#1: You're not allowed to talk about da rulze.
Rule #2: There is one word that you can add to the end of every sentence and have it make sense. It is bitch. Examples?? To cheer up a friend: "The grass is green, bitch". To your boyfriend: "Go make me a sandwich, bitch". To tell someone off: "I'm not your bitch, bitch".
Rule #3: No matter how horrible something you say is, if you add "lol" to the end it's alright. Examples?? "I hate you, lol". Or "I'm not your bitch, bitch, lol". Or even "I hope the zombies attack you and then you rot in a corner while you think about your life, lol". If these statements are typed or written out, that one may require an all caps LOL. Or my favorite, a ROTFLMAO, or otherwise known as a rofl-copter.
Rule #4: I'll always come up with new rules on the spot to save my ass, bitch...lol.